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The Koninklijk Theater Tuschinski is a movie theatre in Amsterdam, Netherlands, near Rembrandtplein.
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The Birth of Venus is a painting by the Italian artist Sandro Botticelli, probably executed in the mid-1480s. It depicts the goddess Venus arriving at the shore after her birth, when she had emerged from the sea fully-grown. The painting is in the Uffizi Gallery in Florence, Italy.
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