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{"slip": { "id": 27, "advice": "Don't wear clean trousers when walking your dog in the park."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 36, "advice": "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few payments."}}
{"slip": { "id": 184, "advice": "You can fail at what you don't want. So you might as well take a chance on doing what you love."}}
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