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{"slip": { "id": 224, "advice": "Don't drink bleach."}}
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{"fact":"Blue-eyed, white cats are often prone to deafness.","length":50}
{"fact":"There are approximately 100 breeds of cat.","length":42}
{"fact":"Cats have been domesticated for half as long as dogs have been.","length":63}
{"slip": { "id": 153, "advice": "Try using an old idea."}}
{"fact":"A cat\u2019s nose pad is ridged with a unique pattern, just like the fingerprint of a human.","length":87}
{"slip": { "id": 61, "advice": "Once in a while, eat some sweets you used to enjoy when you were younger."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 168, "advice": "Do a bit more for your friends."}}
{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}
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